New Semester, New Names.

It's been a good week. First of all my birthday was on Wednesday and my Aunt put together a feast for me and a few of my co-workers. Aside from my phobia about having "happy birthday" sang to me in front of large audiences, which I had to endure twice, I thoroughly enjoyed the entire day. Being that it was my birthday and I like to party I also managed to see the sun come up the past two mornings and I have accepted that it is my nightly signal that I should head to bed. Usually getting off work at 11pm, then having a few at the table outside of our favorite corner store, and finally deciding to head to the bar, makes for a long night/morning. But fear not, this is not all I am up to.

The Lakers are headed to the NBA Finals and if you know me very well then you know how fantastic that makes me feel.

The new semester started this week. I have quickly realized how much easier it is to start a semester fresh then getting dumped into the throws of battle. I have some great students in my classes, "What" sits in the back of one of my classes and I spent a good five minutes during the first day simply exchanging "what?"s with him. Another one of my favorites is "Jga" which is the Korean word for "sleep." Rule #2 of my classroom, "NO sleeping," need I say more? "Zero,""One," and "Two" sit in the rear of my most basic class and oddly enough forgot their books on the first day. Did I mention that they receive their textbooks on the first day? I am asking you too many questions and for that I apologize, just trying to keep you motivated.

Sorak Mountain.

South Korea boasts a population of 50 million packed into an are slightly larger than Indiana. Apparently the entire population had the same idea as myself and a couple of friends for Buddha's birthday weekend. Aside from the bus ride that basically was the equivalent of driving from Eureka to Redding, or Madison to Chicago, or from Honolulu to Haleiwa, and having it take six hours, the trip was amazing.

We arrived late Saturday night and decided to go out and have some fun after being cooped up in that wretched bus. When in a foreign country it's always a good idea to ask your local taxi driver to take you to the girls, liquor, and fun. Or maybe not. Basically after the taxi driver took us to the lamest clubs I have ever witnessed and sat outside hoping to get a cut of the club selling us a ridiculously overpriced bottle of liquor we escaped to a karaoke bar where we were treated to "gin and tonics." We ended up singing "Help" in front of some drunk Koreans who loved us and after a round of high-fives and some Jim Beam I woke up more than ready to "hike the shit out of this damned mountain."

Giant Buddha at the base of the mountain.

It was about a six hour hike to the top of the trail that we chose. A few bottles of Soju and we were ready to roll. The hike was beautiful, the mountainside dotted with Buddhist temples and tent restaurants and shops that made me picture the effort that it took to lug it all up there.

A temple on the mountain. The rock above is the one that we eventually reached.
There were etchings in the rocks all the way to the top.
Yeahyer.
The top, Sokcho below and The Sea of Japan in the distance.
Unreal.

Rant.

This week was ridiculous. Two teachers decided it would be a good idea to go on vacation. So poor me, or poor we as I should say, had to cover these absentee's classes. So basically I had to work without a break this entire week. Actually it was only four days because we had Monday off. Well actually, it was only three days because on Friday's we never have breaks. Back to the matter at hand, one of my lower level classes loves me. Not the way parents love their children or a child loves their toys or even the way a fat kid loves cake. No, these kids love me like a lion loves an impala with weight issues. So in between attempting to distract these kids from attempting to drop their school supplies out of the 9th story window of my classroom and trying to remember if a particular student's name is "Sparta," "Marine," "Carlito," "Spam," or wait, what class is this anyway? That reminds me, these kids all have official Korean names that are on their birth certificate and the like but when it comes to their English names they can pretty much do whatever they like as the only people who call them by this name are their English teachers anyway. So basically I don't know anyone's name that isn't hilarious.

Diversion.

I finally get the window shut. I get Jinnie, or Janny, or Jane, or Janet, or Jambalaya to stop hitting Lydia, or Linda, or Lin Da, or Lim Dae Un (some of them don't have English names at all) in the back of the head and I get this feeling. It is the feeling one gets in battle when all of his comrades have perished and the defenses have been compromised. The feeling of eminent defeat. They began to grow and change forms, looming above as I shrunk into the hard tile floor, their voices grew with them and I was engulfed in a sea of chaos. I tried to find my happy place.

Then I had a moment. The kids continued to do their thing around me but now in slow motion. I am at peace staring out the windows. Past the metropolis, the Blade Runneresque cityscape, through the smog and into the green hills. I remember what my mom would yell to get my attention when I was a child. What really showed that it was serious time. I turned back to my class.

"YA! Jo yung ey!"

Translation: a sharp, loud "ya" in the tone of voice you would use to scare someone out of the hiccups followed by the Korean words for "be quiet."

The kids were startled and at attention. My chest puffed.

KOBE!

Got Buddha?

Last weekend was intense. I went to Itawon on Friday night/ Saturday morning. Those of you who I called to inform about the time I had in Itawon can pretty much keep it to yourselves. And the rest of you, let's just say it was interesting.

I had barely recovered from what henceforth will be referred to as the "Itawon Incident" when it was time to head to downtown Seoul for the Lantern Festival. It is a Buddhist festival that is part of the celebration leading up to Buddha's birthday on May 12. Very interesting, very beautiful.

Golden Buddha, there were three of these in various poses.
Massive, Gold Plated, BUDDHA!

I immensely enjoyed the parade. It was basically different sects of Buddhism from different locations around the world strutting their stuff and waving at the crowd. The good feelings emanating from the festivities were of stark contrast to the ones I felt during the torch really. I am not planning on converting to Buddhism anytime soon (read: never) but I'm thinking it's nice to be around people who believe in something.

Yes, there is a way to take pictures at night without them all being blurry. No, I don't know how.
They looked amazing at night.

As the parade came to an end we followed it into the temple. The monks were getting down. A certain Monk in particular had all the right moves. During a dance routine that solely based upon its stamina was divinely inspired the Monk proceeded in busting out "the robot," "the twist," "the funky chicken," and of course "THE MICHAEL."

The Monk Dance Party
This tree was in the center of the temple and very much alive.
The tree in daylight.
Petting the dragon.